WITH 2 WOODEN PADDLES MY LITTLE ASS IS AT A GLOW

I'M ON THE BED PULLING MY PANTIES DOWN A BIT AND SELF-SPANKING MY ASS, OH HOW I WOULD REALLY ENJOY A GUY SPANKING MY ASS AS HARD AS YOU WANT. I GET SO TURNED ON AND AFTER A GOOD SPANKING I'D LIKE TO GET ASS FUCKED. I MADE THE ONE PADDLE WITH THE HOLES AND THAT ONE REALLY FEELS SO GOOD. ANY GUYS WANT ME TO LAY ACROSS YOUR LAP OR LAY ON YOUR BED?